Hammacher Schlemmer

Hammacher Schlemmer's tag line is "Offering the Best, the Only, and the Unexpected for 163 years."  Well unexpected is right.  Look at these lawn ornaments they are now offering for Halloween and Christmas.

Scary Cat!

2-Story Tall Reindeer!

Sexy Snowman!

If they weren't almost $400 I would love to buy one and put it on a friends lawn as a practical joke!  If you see anyone with one of these on their lawn please take a picture and send it to us at abedoozledlife@gmail.com.

Byedoozle,
EB

PS - If you have some free time please visit the HS website and read the description on these things.  The snowman one is especially hilarious.